Gear up to face the reality! Indian Moms and their hysterically funny dialogues

Gear up to face the reality! Indian Moms and their hysterically funny dialogues

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“From running and hiding into her lap just to save yourself from the imaginary demons during your childhood days to running and finding the home in her lap, away from the world of responsibilities in your fully grown up days”, everything in our life changes as we grow up except her lap and her love. Yes, a mother is where we find solace and utter happiness. It is she who never backs off when it comes to supporting us nor she gets aback when it comes to giving us the best ethical knowledge. As we could never thank her enough so here is a day in her name, The Mother’s Day. Every year the day is graciously celebrated as we thank our mothers for their sacrifices and the pain they have been through while carrying us in their womb for 9 months.

Who picked me up as I fell? My Mother.

Who is my best friend? My Mother.

Who has the ability to kiss away all the pain? My Mother.

Who is the one who keeps me going? My Mother.

Who will be there forever? My Mother.

Who gives me hilarious burns? MY DESI MOM

Yes, you heard it right! Only desi moms are legit giving injurious burns which you will never recover from!

Some of them being here:


1. When you have hunger pangs

YOU: Mummy Bhookh Lagi Hai

MOM: MERI JAAN KHALEY!

 

2. Laziness All Around

MOM: MARKET SE SAMAAN LE AA

YOU: Nahi! Abhi bhot thaka hua hu

MOM: GHAR KA KUCH KAAM BI KAR LIA KAR! GHAR HAI YE DHARAMSHALA NAHI!

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3. When you try to follow a new trend

MOM: YEH LE KATORA AUR BAHAR BETH JA

YOU: Par Kyu?

MOM: PHATI JEANS ME TO BHEEKH HI MANGEGA NA?


4.When you scorn over a dish you don’t like

YOU: Mai ye nahi khauga, Apko Pata hai mujhe karela nahi pasand

MOM: HAAN BAHAR KA TO ZEHER BHI KHAYA JATA HAI TERESE. ACHA HAI MAT KHA PATLA HOJAEGA.

 

5.When the only thing she wants is your marriage

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MOM: Shadi karle

YOU: Nahi! Abhi to sirf 24 ka hu.

MOM: BETA TUJHSE NAHI HOTA TO BATA MAI LADKI DEKH LETI HU. AB TO SHADI KARLE, UMAR NIKAL JAEGI.

 

6.When all you want is a cute little dog

YOU: Mumma! Hum doggie le aye?

MOM: TUJHE PAAL RAHI HU KAAFI HAI. EK AUR KA KYA KARUNGI?


7. When you try to act over smart

MOM: Itni jaldi pocket money khatam kardi? Kaha kharch kiya?

YOU: Arey vo books or baki stationary li thi

MOM: MUJHE MAT BANA. MAINE TUJHE PAIDA KIYA HAI, TUNE MUJHE NAHI!

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8. When all she cares is about the water bottle

YOU ( Drinking water, and leaving without keeping the filled bottle in the fridge)

MOM: PAANI TO PEELIYA LEKIN ISEY BHAREGA KAUN? MAI TO NAHI BHARUNGI TUM LAYAK HI NAHI THANDE PAANI K!

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9. When you argue with her as she takes your sibling’s side

YOU: Ap humesha uski saari baat mante ho.

MOM: HAAN KYUKI VO MERA APNA HAI AUR TUJHE TO MANDIR SE UTHAKE LAYI THI!

 

10. According to her your cell phone is the root cause of every problem in your life

YOU: MAA sar dard ho raha hai

MOM: AUR LAGA REH PHONE ME. ABHI TO HATH, PET, KAMAR SAB DARD HOGA

YOU: MAA light chali gayi

MOM: SAB TERE PHONE KI GALTI HAI

YOU: MAA aaj mai gir gaya

MOM: PHONE ME GHUSA RAHEGA TO GIREGA HI

MOM: Idhar aana beta zara

YOU(after 5 seconds): Hanji. Kuch keh rahe the aap?

MOM: TERE PHONE KO AAG LAGA DUNGI MAI. 5 SECOND PEHLE BULAYA THA. ABHI BHI KYU AYA JAB KAAM HOGAYA?

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11. She is ahead of Holmes even

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YOU: Maa , meri book kaha rakhi hai?

MOM: Waha table pe rakhi hai

YOU (after searching every corner of  the table): Nahi hai wahan

MOM: Mai dekhti hu

AND WHOOP SHE GETS IT AT THE ONLY PLACE WHERE YOU HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT A HUNDRED TIMES.

MOM: KAHA THA NA VAHI PADHI HAIN. ANKHEIN HAIN YA BUTTON?

12. When all she wants is a Gol Roti

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After a million trials you get to make a chapatti which somewhat resembles a circle

MOM: GOL ROTI BANANI SEEKH LE VERNA KOI SHADI NAHI KAREGA AUR KAR BHI LI TO YE KHILAEGI SASURAL MEIN?

These are some incidents which actually bring tears of joy as behind the heap of taunts is a spark of her love.

But keeping this aside, we all know how important she is and how much we love her. SO GO MAKE HER DAY SPECIAL WITH A BUNCH OF ROSES, CAKE AND A DAY OFF!

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY TO EVERY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN PLAYING SEVERAL OF HER ROLES IN EVERY BEST WAY POSSIBLE!

 

Also Read:

SOME TIPS FOR OUR MOMMIES TO BE FIT AND HEALTHY

MOTHERS: THE GREATEST GIFT OF GOD

Beauty hacks for all the lovely Mommies!!


Happy Mothers Day from BuyersGoHappy

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