“From running and hiding into her lap just to save yourself from the imaginary demons during your childhood days to running and finding the home in her lap, away from the world of responsibilities in your fully grown up days”, everything in our life changes as we grow up except her lap and her love. Yes, a mother is where we find solace and utter happiness. It is she who never backs off when it comes to supporting us nor she gets aback when it comes to giving us the best ethical knowledge. As we could never thank her enough so here is a day in her name, The Mother’s Day. Every year the day is graciously celebrated as we thank our mothers for their sacrifices and the pain they have been through while carrying us in their womb for 9 months.
Who picked me up as I fell? My Mother.
Who is my best friend? My Mother.
Who has the ability to kiss away all the pain? My Mother.
Who is the one who keeps me going? My Mother.
Who will be there forever? My Mother.
Who gives me hilarious burns? MY DESI MOM
Yes, you heard it right! Only desi moms are legit giving injurious burns which you will never recover from!
Some of them being here:
1. When you have hunger pangs
YOU: Mummy Bhookh Lagi Hai
MOM: MERI JAAN KHALEY!
2. Laziness All Around
MOM: MARKET SE SAMAAN LE AA
YOU: Nahi! Abhi bhot thaka hua hu
MOM: GHAR KA KUCH KAAM BI KAR LIA KAR! GHAR HAI YE DHARAMSHALA NAHI!
3. When you try to follow a new trend
MOM: YEH LE KATORA AUR BAHAR BETH JA
YOU: Par Kyu?
MOM: PHATI JEANS ME TO BHEEKH HI MANGEGA NA?
4.When you scorn over a dish you don’t like
YOU: Mai ye nahi khauga, Apko Pata hai mujhe karela nahi pasand
MOM: HAAN BAHAR KA TO ZEHER BHI KHAYA JATA HAI TERESE. ACHA HAI MAT KHA PATLA HOJAEGA.
5.When the only thing she wants is your marriage
MOM: Shadi karle
YOU: Nahi! Abhi to sirf 24 ka hu.
MOM: BETA TUJHSE NAHI HOTA TO BATA MAI LADKI DEKH LETI HU. AB TO SHADI KARLE, UMAR NIKAL JAEGI.
6.When all you want is a cute little dog
YOU: Mumma! Hum doggie le aye?
MOM: TUJHE PAAL RAHI HU KAAFI HAI. EK AUR KA KYA KARUNGI?
7. When you try to act over smart
MOM: Itni jaldi pocket money khatam kardi? Kaha kharch kiya?
YOU: Arey vo books or baki stationary li thi
MOM: MUJHE MAT BANA. MAINE TUJHE PAIDA KIYA HAI, TUNE MUJHE NAHI!
8. When all she cares is about the water bottle
YOU ( Drinking water, and leaving without keeping the filled bottle in the fridge)
MOM: PAANI TO PEELIYA LEKIN ISEY BHAREGA KAUN? MAI TO NAHI BHARUNGI TUM LAYAK HI NAHI THANDE PAANI K!
9. When you argue with her as she takes your sibling’s side
YOU: Ap humesha uski saari baat mante ho.
MOM: HAAN KYUKI VO MERA APNA HAI AUR TUJHE TO MANDIR SE UTHAKE LAYI THI!
10. According to her your cell phone is the root cause of every problem in your life
YOU: MAA sar dard ho raha hai
MOM: AUR LAGA REH PHONE ME. ABHI TO HATH, PET, KAMAR SAB DARD HOGA
YOU: MAA light chali gayi
MOM: SAB TERE PHONE KI GALTI HAI
YOU: MAA aaj mai gir gaya
MOM: PHONE ME GHUSA RAHEGA TO GIREGA HI
MOM: Idhar aana beta zara
YOU(after 5 seconds): Hanji. Kuch keh rahe the aap?
MOM: TERE PHONE KO AAG LAGA DUNGI MAI. 5 SECOND PEHLE BULAYA THA. ABHI BHI KYU AYA JAB KAAM HOGAYA?
11. She is ahead of Holmes even
YOU: Maa , meri book kaha rakhi hai?
MOM: Waha table pe rakhi hai
YOU (after searching every corner of the table): Nahi hai wahan
MOM: Mai dekhti hu
AND WHOOP SHE GETS IT AT THE ONLY PLACE WHERE YOU HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT A HUNDRED TIMES.
MOM: KAHA THA NA VAHI PADHI HAIN. ANKHEIN HAIN YA BUTTON?
12. When all she wants is a Gol Roti
After a million trials you get to make a chapatti which somewhat resembles a circle
MOM: GOL ROTI BANANI SEEKH LE VERNA KOI SHADI NAHI KAREGA AUR KAR BHI LI TO YE KHILAEGI SASURAL MEIN?
These are some incidents which actually bring tears of joy as behind the heap of taunts is a spark of her love.
But keeping this aside, we all know how important she is and how much we love her. SO GO MAKE HER DAY SPECIAL WITH A BUNCH OF ROSES, CAKE AND A DAY OFF!
HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY TO EVERY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN PLAYING SEVERAL OF HER ROLES IN EVERY BEST WAY POSSIBLE!